The entrance to the Shoeporch
The problem with a shoe porch is when visitors fail to appreciate its innate porchiness, and instead choose to “pigeonhole” the porch as some sort of mere shoe-holding area. I mean, porches have a lot to offer everyone. We sit on ours. Read the newspaper. Use the wireless. Stare at synagoguers. I mean, it’s a multi-purpose seasonal room, for chrissake. “Shoeporch”? Unacceptable.
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When a porch has as many shoes as yours, the shoes overwhelm the innate porchiness with their much more potent shoeness. Therefore: SHOEPORCH.