Like Stalin After A Purge: Quoting Conservative Blogs From 2008

HERE’S A FUN THING TO DO: Go find some ultra-conservative bloggers and dig back through their late 2008 archives. Be on the lookout for idiotic statements. All the fun, willful ignorance, and racism from the Obama/McCain race is still there, waiting, like a buried diamond made out of GOLD! I predict this could become the next great drinking game. “Take a shot every time you find someone calling Obama ‘messiah’!”

Here are some quotes from three blogs I randomly ran across (Grouchy Old Cripple, Velociworld, and Gotta Get Drunk First). I didn’t even need to look very hard to find the stupidity, it was just there, waiting. So let’s re-live the echoing rhetoric! The apocalyptic paranoia! The directionless anger! Let’s cut and paste some MAGIC!


THE RACE

“Happy Friday everyone! This beer sure tastes great! Time to take a shower and RAGE tonight while McCain hands Obama’s ass to him in the debates! Later!”

“I firmly believe Barack Obama absolutely loathes my kind. This man will not be content to win the presidency. He will spend his waking hours thereafter not pursuing the legitimate goals of state, but punishing those who would dare to oppose him… This man truly hates. As only someone who is quite aware of his great shortcomings can hate. And like the second monkey he can hear, or tolerate, no evil.”

“For the record, as a proud conservative American, I say that Sarah Palin was the right choice for VP. Finally, an individual outside of the Washington elite circles running for high office. This is exactly what we need. This the exact kind of CHANGE America has been talking about. The Retardocrats Democrats just don’t get it. Hussein taps a 35-year Washington critter in Biden as his VP??!! ”

“Fuck you liberals. This country sees right through you losers. After all, Sarah Palin captured over 37 million viewers last night!”

“I like her because she is not an elite. She is imperfect like the world we live in. She struggles like the rest of us and calls it how it is. She doesn’t pretend. She is sincere. She is smart. She represents the winning ticket. And while I will hold my nose and vote for McCain, I am proud knowing that she is on that Cabinet. Oh, and one more thing, Sarah Palin is hot!!!!!!! To all you liberals out there: you don’t fool this patriotic American. Take your femininazi socialism and shove it your ass!”

“I don’t even think I’m from the same species as today’s leftist in general, and Democrat in particular. These people will employ any lie, any slander, any dissonance to their own professed beliefs to win. There is no excuse for these slimy fucking worms to behave this way… These people are cunts of the most craven order.”

“What has the Dimocrat Party done for blacks other than keeping them down on dat ol’ poverty plantation?”

“That’s what we have with ol’ Jug Hussein Ears. He just keeps digging himself into a deeper hole trying to justify his “Lipstick on a pig” remark. What’s really funny, is that he wasn’t even referring to Palin. I guess he must feel like a white person who says to no one in particular when commenting on the weather, “Boy it sure is hot out today.” And then some black male, whom he wasn’t even talking to, says, “Don’t call me boy!” Yep! That has happened to me. Welcome to sexual politics, JHE.”

“It is a shame that the homosexual, aborting, welfare-addled, christ-hating, treasonous scum in this country called the dimocrap party has no idea what that young man is talking about.”

[photo of limo with huge rims] “Now that we gots ourselves a man of color in the White House, I guess it was just a matter of time before the Presidential Limo got some bling…”

[photo of African dancers] “The Honor Guard has been practicing for the Jan. ’09 Inauguration.”

“You liberals are a gaggle of fucking morons! You have no idea who runs Congress and you are more concerned with what Sarah Palin is wearin’ than her stance on National Security? You are too busy trying to dig up dirt on her to worry about marxism from your messiah?”

“Did I mention this man hates me? You and me? Yes he does. Why? Because he can. Yes He Can. Beneath that cool persona is a megalomaniac. Cool? Like Stalin after a purge, emotionally and sexually spent. Like Saddam after a torture session, dozing in his chair with someone’s genitals curled in his fist. Like Pol Pot after a petit mal seizure, mumbling a litany of the dead. Cool that way. So I will cast my pathetic vote, and ramp up my relocation to the mountains. Reduce my footprint. Carbon? That will be a nice byproduct, but I mean my personal footprint. My credit footprint. My interface with authority footprint. I’m researching micro-hydro water turbines for that stream, windmills for water, a half-acre patch for vegetables, a few goats, and a bison. Just because I want a fucking bison. My address? Fifty rounds up that gravel road.”

ELECTION NIGHT

“Two words: Gold. Booze. Bullets. Okay, three words. Better stock up on all three, too.”

“I just got back from voting. No line. I sailed right through. I guess it’s because Beautiful Dunwoody is heavily Republican. Republicans have jobs.”

“It doesn’t matter who wins tonight. There will be riots. The only question is will they be celebratory or malicious? Gonna be interesting. By the way, it won’t be Republicans rioting.”

“Anyways, I’m hoping for the best, but I’m planning for the worst… Tomorrow I’ll be taking my P-220 with me to work. Maybe even my shotgun. Wednesday will be the same, unless I see or hear of cars burning, in which case, I’m gonna stay home and guard my property and my neighbors’ property. And my two critters. Unlike the French pussies, I’m not going to just sit around and watch cars burn and anarchy in the streets. I’m gonna stand up and fucking do something about it!”

“Be safe everyone! Protect those around you. Don’t take your safety for granted. The gummint won’t be there to protect you or your family…”

AFTER THE ELECTION

“One thing about Messiahs: you go promising the holy goods, you’d better fucking deliver. The last person who promised this much milk and honey and didn’t deliver was named Joseph Smith, and he had an unwanted love affair with five lead balls in Carthage, Illinois.”

“So Jug Hussein Ears weakens defense. What’s gonna happen? We lose a city. Which city? New York. Full of libs. No big loss.”

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